Just had an emotional breakdown because I can’t remember if I brushed my teeth five minutes ago or not.
Essay finished at 9:00.
Soulja Boy tellem.
(Source: jamjars)
2+2=5
Too much Orwell, too much doublethink. This essay will leave my mind in ruins.
The only thing that’s keeping me going is the knowledge that when all this is over I’m going to watch the Prince of Motherfucking Egypt because y’know that soundtrack is second to none.
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
Then J.Lund pops in via his time machine/Tardis and tells her not to have children. The End.
Moving house again…
starting to feel like a member of the Wild Thornberrys … Nigel perhaps.
Bill Murray was shooting something. A couple fans asked for an autograph. Instead, Bill Murray suggested they make this.
(Source: patbaer)
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